hey, "my" section is back!!!
ok, first one:
MARRIAGE IN HEAVEN
On their way to get their marriage license, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Then, the couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder---could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him the question. St. Peter replied, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked me that question. Let me go and find out," and he left the couple at heaven's gate.
For about three months, the couple sat and waited for the answer. While waiting, they debated and wondered further that IF they were, in fact, allowed to get married in Heaven, did they really want to get married, considering that it would ETERNAL after all? What if their marriage didn't work? They wondered whether they would like to get stuck together FOREVER.
At long last, St. Peter returned looking somewhat tired and bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "but we were wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, stared at the couple with a tinge of anger and disgust on his face, rolled his eyes, and slammed his clipboard down onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the couple.
"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter exclaimed, "it took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?"
